My name is Kasab

(The year is somewhere close to 2024.)

Aryan Khan, son of Shah Rukh Khan, has been recently launched by his dad. He is the youngest rock star of the country and a heartthrob of millions of teenage girls all around the world.

Junior Khan finds out that Ajmal Kasab’s case is still running in the courts. He goes to Mr. Kasab and does a research on what had actually happened on the night of 26th November 2008. To his surprise, his research work shows that Mr. Kasab is an innocent guy who has lived 15 miserable years of his life behind the bars in a dark prison. Aryan now wants to follow his dad’s foot steps and comes up with an idea of making a remix movie of Veer-Zaara and My Name Is Khan. Papa Khan is very happy that his son is not only talented but also courageous and has made a very bold/wise decision of portraying the role of an innocent Muslim who was maliciously caught by the Indian Police during the 26-11 attacks.

According to Junior Khan’s research, Kasab is a very romantic guy and had come to Mumbai with his girlfriend to see bollywood.  His girlfriend was an Indian and she gave him an AK-47 and asked him to go in front of a CCTV camera. He was so madly in love with her that he didn’t even think twice before committing the act. Later that day he was caught by the police and was taken into custody. While shifting in jails, he once had a chance to look outside the window of the jeep. He saw that someone was getting married. When their jeep went closer to the bride, he realized that it was his own girlfriend who had planned such a scary sketch for him. He later came to know that his girlfriend had betrayed him. The only hope that someday his girlfriend would come to his rescue was now dead. He lived in the prison as a living corpse. No hunger, no hope. But he believed in a thing called destiny. He believed that someday, some girl would come and listen to his dard-e-dastaan and set him free.

Junior Khan liked this story. He immediately called up Karan Johar’s son and told him the plot of the story. Junior Johar got hyper excited after listening to the story. He in turn called up Kajol’s daughter and told her the entire story. All three of them got ready to do the movie, “My name is Kasab and she made me a terrorist.” The movie name becomes an instant hit. To add icing to the cake, Karan Johar’s son decides to make the movie in 4D. (assuming that 4D technology has already arrived in the market). That’s it! All the Aryan Khan fans over Twitter and Facebook (and all other new social networking sites) start discussing about the new film.

The film gets released in all cinema halls across India. It receives a huge response from the fans all over the world. Everywhere, first day, first show is houseful. Junior Khan’s extraordinary charm has done the magic. The movie becomes the biggest blockbuster of Indian cinema, ever. The then Prime Minister and President watch a special screening of the movie and come out of the cinemas with wet napkins in their hands. The movie is made tax-free all over the country. All the politicians watch the movie and come to a realization that what the did to Kasab was wrong. The fact that they entertained such a discrimination towards such an innocent guy was a huge mistake of theirs. Even the opposition is so moved by the film that they come to an agreement with the ruling party’s decision of letting Kasab go back to his motherland.

It is the last day of hearing for Kasab in the court. Kasab has already spent more than 15 years of his youth life in a dark prison. The judge, who had been postponing the case for lack of evidence for many years, empathizes with Kasab’s condition and is finally convinced that what Kasab had done in the CCTV footage was merely an accident and that he is innocent and has a right to live freely in the country. As soon as the judgment is declared, some minister of the state declares Kasab as the real son of the soil. He says Kasab has taken so many insults on his own soul but was never ashamed of speaking the truth that he had come to visit Mumbai for watching some bollywood film.

Kasab is now an international celebrity. He visits hollywood every now and then. He entertains the hollywood directors by giving them the script of his life inside the 4 walls of prison. He is the most admired person on the face of the planet. He becomes the inspiration for thousands of writers and poets. He himself writes poems in his leisure time. He had learnt writing poems while he was in the prison.

One of his famous poems is:

jail ki diwaron me jab hoti hai khat khat

jail ki diwaron me jab hoti hai khat khat

khat khat… khat khat..

I said WTF! I opened my eyes and saw that it was my maid, waiting for me to open the door. I opened the door half asleep, took the news paper from her hands, went back to the bed-room, grabbed my spectacles and started reading the headlines. The headline read as follows:

Ajmal Kasab trial ends, verdict on May 3

I said thank God, I thought even this case would continue for years to come. And that every bit of truth would be chewed up, swallowed without digesting and finally spitted out and eventually be accepted as fact. I’m glad that the Indian Govt has taken a strict step towards the final hearing of Kasab’s case. Otherwise, someday my dream would have come true!

But then that day was April 1st. So I’m still skeptical whether that was a true news or just another of media’s tricks to fool people in masses?


CAT or 20-20?

I wonder how many people reading this post are the CAT-result-victims! I, too, am one of them. But, I do not feel guilty of screwing up the exam badly. On the contrary, I feel happy that the following thought struck my mind. It wouldn’t have struck had I qualified the test.

Here, I’m demonstrating a simple game (it is analogous to Cricket) just that the rules are not defined properly.

Here are the rules of the game:

  • There are 20 overs in the game.(20 questions)
  • A player can chose to play as many overs as he/she wished. (you can mark as many questions as possible)
  • Every over has 3 balls to play.(QA,DI,VA)
  • Runs are allotted only for SIXERS*. (Only if your answer is completely right)
  • If you dodge the ball, and its not a SIX, you will be considered OUT, and negative runs** will be awarded. (negative marking)
  • If you leave the ball untouched, you will be zero runs.
  • Total score of the player will be declared only at the end of the innings.
  • Umpire (prometric) is always right.

* Here, I did not mention that 6 runs will be awarded for hitting a SIX. I just want to say that some runs will be awarded if you are able to hit the ball hard enough to cross the boundary directly.

** Again, I did not mention how many negative runs will be awarded. Let’s say some negative runs are awarded.

That’s it! It’s a simple game. Ain;t it?

Game Theory says that for every action, the player will think about increasing his total Utility. In this case, Utility being his total runs scored. Now, since the marking criteria is not mentioned, a very very very very very very very very rational player, simply assumes that the criteria can be the same as it was the last year, last to last year, or even the year before that.

Let’s take the case of the the most rational player on this planet. Always remember, “you” are the most rational person on this planet. He assumes that the marking criteria is +4 for a correct answer and a -1 for every wrong answer that he attempts.

Simple, isn’t it.

Let’s now calculate his risk taking ability. Since he assumes that, In every 5 questions that he attempts, if exactly one is correct, it would do no harm to him. And the score for multiple correct answers will always be in his favor.

1 correct   :    +4

4 wrongs   :     -4

total            :       0 (zero)

So, in this case, his risk taking ability will be high. He will mark more questions assuming the above strategy.

Similarly, let’s assume that he thinks marking system will be something like: +3 for a correct answer and -1 for a wrong answer.

Now, his risk taking ability would certainly decrease by some amount. In this case, he’d be ready to attempt 4 questions blindly assuming that even a single right answer would do no harm to his score.

1 correct   :    +3

3 wrongs   :     -3

total            :       0 (zero)

Similarly for a +2, -1 system :

1 correct   :    +2

2 wrongs   :     -2

total            :       0 (zero)

Worst case Scenario, let’s assume that he assumes, +1, -1

1 correct   :    +1

1 wrongs   :     -1

total            :       0 (zero)

In this case, no one would dare attempt a question as long as one is damn sure that their answer is correct. I even feel that some people might be so insecured that they keep wasting their time on the questions they have already attempted just to make sure that they are not wrong. Because, in a condition like this, every wrong answer will balance out your every correct answer and every failure is equal to every other success. And, there is no learning in an exam hall.

It is true that risk taking capacity of every student is different. All that I’m trying to show here is that risk taking is directly dependent on the marking scheme of the examination. As long as the marking scheme is not properly mentioned, how can a student be confident of taking a risk? And the IIMs are definitely not looking for people who take blind risk, or are they?

So here we were playing a game with a blank scoreboard in front of us without knowing what strategy has to be applied and when.

Now I understand that Schrödinger was not just a genious, but he could see the future too. He was so very true when he said :

the CAT remains both alive and dead (to the universe outside the box) until the box is opened.

Well, When I opened the box, my CAT was already dead and she was stinking so badly that I could hardly breathe. 😛

PS: I am not trying to prove anyone right or wrong in this post. I have just made an attempt to put my thoughts into words so that others whose CAT, just like mine, has been found dead/missing, would not lose hope and start questioning their abilities. 🙂

Neurons, Genes and Strings

As you might have guessed it already, this blog is about the building blocks of the nature. In my view neurons, genes and strings are 3 hypothetical dimensions.

The neurons, which form an interconnected network in our brain is a hypothetical dimension in a way that they give us the real sense of 3 spatial and 1 chronic dimension. Let’s imagine, we had eyes to see things, ears to listen to sounds, a tongue to sense taste, skin to sense touch, and a nose to detect a fragrance in the air, but no brain/memory to identify/differentiate all these things. Could we ever really find out what the 3 spatial dimensions were, or either sense the progress in time? Hence, according to me, this is a hypothetical dimension which actually makes sense of the word ‘dimension’.

Let’s assume for a moment that the big bang is a true event. That means that everything has evolved from a single point. Hence, our existence here is also evolved from that single point. So we do have all the ‘elements of nature’ and thus we are an important part of the nature. In some sense of the word, isn’t everything in this world connected? Our birth on this planet is because of the genes that we inherit from our parents, who in turn have inherited from their ancestors and as we go up in this hierarchy, we come to the point “t=0”, where everything was nothing but just a point. If neurons were supposed to be the dimension which makes sense of the word ‘dimension’, this one makes sense of the word ‘connection’ and that how we are connected to every other living/non-living thing in this universe.

Last hypothetical dimension according to me is a relatively new concept of the smallest building blocks of nature known as strings. The existence of strings has not been proved yet. But I do believe that there is something in everyone which is continuously vibrating because of which the universe is so dynamic. What would be the use of a steady/non-moving universe? In fact, the string must have vibrated vigorously because of which a single point exploded to become an entire universe (reference: The Big Bang Theory). This hypothetical dimension clearly describes the word ‘dynamic’.

Thus, my universe is made up of these 3 building blocks. Just like the space-time coordinates, I believe, there can be a coordinate system with these 3 as the dimensions. May be, the world would be a different place if these were the 3 coordinates 🙂

PS: Book of the month (or may be my lifetime) – 1984, George Orwell. Will write a review on this book very soon.