what if MNCs started selling condoms

The punch line for the companies would be :


PEPSODENT CONDOM — RAAT BHAR DHISHUM DHISHUM

COLGATE CONDOM — YEH HAI HAMARA SURAKSHA CHAKRA

NOKIA CONDOMS — CONNECTING PEOPLE

MRF CONDOMS — EXTRA RUBBER EXTRA MILEAGE

MOOV CONDOMS — AH SE AHAA TAK

MIRINDA CONDOM — ZOR KA JHATKA DHIRE SE LAGE

LUX CONDOMS — FILMI SITARON KI PASAND

PHILIPS CONDOM — LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER

ONIDA CONDOM — NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE

THUMPS UP CONDOM — TASTE THE THUNDER

COCA COLA CONDOM — EAT CONDOM,SLEEP CONDOM WEAR ONLY COCA COLA CONDOM

ROTOMAC CONDOM — SABKUCH DIKHTA HAI

AMUL CONDOM — A GIFT FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE

BAGPIPER CONDOM — KHUB JAMEGA RANG JAB MILENGE TEEN YAAR MAI AAP AUR¬†BAGPIPIER CONDOM

PANAMA CONDOM — NOTHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME

SEIMENS CONDOM — COMMUNICATION UNLIMITED.

CADBURY(FLAVOURED) CONDOM — ASLI SWAD JINDAGI KA

PRESTIGE COOKER CONDOM — JO BIWI SE KARE PYARE WOH CONDOM SE KAISE¬†KARE INKAR

HUTCH CONDOM — STAY CONNECTED

LAYS CONDOM — NO ONE CAN WEAR JUST ONE

DETTOL CONDOM — KABHI HARD KABHI SOFT

POLO CONDOM — A CONDOM WITH A HOLE

PS: Did you observe the pink color of the name of the company?